Of course I love ya darling You’re a bloody top notch bird And when I say yur gorgeous I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side I don’t mind a bit of flab It means that when I’m ready There’s somethin’ there to grab

So your belly isn’t flat no more I tell ya, I don’t care So long as when I cuddle ya I can get my arms around there

No sheila who is your age Has nice round perky breasts They just gave into gravity But I know ya did ya best

I’m tellin’ ya the truth now I never tell ya lies I think its very sexy That you’ve got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nana’s grave now The moment that we met I thought u was as good as I Was ever gonna get

No matter wot u look like I’ll always love ya dear Now shut up while the footy’s on And get me another beer!